Hey there baby,
How’s it going? Blink once for good, twice for bad and three times for I don’t know what the hell you are saying.
It’s okay if you are feeling a bit overwhelmed at the moment, it’s a tough old world. Not that you will have seen much beyond your parents arms and the little prison they call your crib, but I appreciate you haven’t had the easiest start and are probably still catching your breath. Let me reassure you before we go any further, what happened on day one is NOT typical – I promise!